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Post by Krin on Oct 17, 2005 16:42:01 GMT -5
Haha. I stoled this from another forum I go on. X3 So basically, what happens is that I start off by asking a question. Someone answers it, and in the same post, asks another question. You can ask anything so long as you don't make people uncomfortable with your question (eg religion, racism, etc.) Otherwise, be as random as you like. =3
First question:
Q: If you are paddling down a river and all four wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
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Post by Tripleh not logged in on Oct 17, 2005 18:06:23 GMT -5
Fifty!
Question: A herd of five hundred mareeps are chasing you down a hill that leads towards a pool of chocolate,when will the world's supply of cat food run out?
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Post by Andren on Oct 17, 2005 18:45:29 GMT -5
A:In.....(Counts fingers.) NEVER!
Q:If you're stranded on a ship of Coca-Cola and you have to puke, where do you mail your letters?
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Post by Murasaki-kun on Oct 17, 2005 19:34:02 GMT -5
A: You don't... YOU EAT THE LETTERS AND HOPE IT STOPS YOU FROM PUKING! MWAH HA HA HA!!!!!
Q: If you have 13 marshmellows, stuff them in your mouth, then swallow, what are the chances of them not even going into your mouth when you eat twelve jolly ranchers, then talk to all of Queen while listening to Biycycle races??
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 17, 2005 19:43:25 GMT -5
10/100 chance.
If a maniac runs towards a train at the speed of three inches a hour,how long would it take for a grape to explode if it was in a microwave that was falling towards Mars?
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Post by Lily on Oct 17, 2005 20:01:44 GMT -5
Pi!
If a piece of cheese ate a cow, how long would it take Ash to catch a three eyed chocolate bar if he was moving faster then a hungry Munchlax chasing a giant apple?
(I'm hungry....-_-')
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 17, 2005 20:24:50 GMT -5
Three years!
If a crazed unicorn was chasing Brock towards a herd of females,and suddenly,a meteor lands in front of Ash and May gets chased back to Petalburg by a pink colored houndour who's name is Bob while a horse named Lu eats a banana,then where is the corphish?
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Post by ~*~Teh All Mighty Ringie!!!~*~ on Oct 17, 2005 20:44:41 GMT -5
In its pokeball, obviously!
Were May and Max to challenge each other to a duel of finding mushroom-eating caterpies, how long would it take them to reach the mushroom munching mareeps?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 17, 2005 20:49:51 GMT -5
-checks timer- 23.6 Days,four hours,twenty three minutes,seven seconds and 32 mila-seconds. (sp?)
A man eating weedle is chasing Ringeh's siggy while humming the Pokemon version of Butterfly from Dance Dance Revolution,at the speed of three inches a year. How many cookies will it take for salamence to take over the world?
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Post by Krin on Oct 17, 2005 20:50:36 GMT -5
Just one.
Why has everyone assumed that all the questions have to be so insane? XD
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 17, 2005 20:51:31 GMT -5
Because I like this game a lot and if no one replies I will crush them!! XD
Who let the dogs out?
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Post by Krin on Oct 17, 2005 20:57:09 GMT -5
Not I. And that big explosion that blew up the dogs' pen certainly wasn't my fault... -hides TNT behind back-
Do you like to move it move it?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 17, 2005 21:00:16 GMT -5
No I don't. XD
If a muffin man stood at the center of a stadium full of scarfs and suddenly,a apple core rolls onto a skating rink,will a toddler eat baked beans?
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Post by eatsashimi on Oct 17, 2005 23:07:16 GMT -5
No. He will eat something else called baked beans. Pwned.
Evil is evil only when its evil, but only evil can be evil when people who are not evil cannot be evil. Evil lurks in the evil world when the world is evil, but not not evil. Then tell me my evil friend, what exactly is evil?
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Post by Lily on Oct 18, 2005 10:33:13 GMT -5
It's a muffin!
If Mewtwo had an army of evil banana people, how long would it take a chocolate covered Marill to fall to earth wearing a piece of pie?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 18, 2005 15:03:10 GMT -5
A century.
If a mad tauros named Car had a car the size of a cookie,then a marshmallow took over the Pokemon World,how old would Ash be?
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Post by FurretGirl on Oct 18, 2005 15:20:31 GMT -5
Eleventy six!
If the evil marshmellow people take over Mars and ice shards are hurling towards a door, how long will it take to eat 32 pounds of spinich?
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Post by Andren on Oct 18, 2005 20:12:44 GMT -5
22 milliseconds!
Q:If you are in a speed-eating contest and you find a toilet in your mouth, why are you calling the fire department?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 18, 2005 20:32:01 GMT -5
Because the Fire Department makes good muffins. ^___^
A women is thrown into a pool of man eating sharks. But how come she didn't die?
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Post by Lily on Oct 19, 2005 13:49:14 GMT -5
Cause she isn't a man. >.>
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I always wanted to know that. ^_^
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 19, 2005 14:44:19 GMT -5
xDDD Yep. The duck came first! XD If houndours are suddenly red,not black,will I have 24 members on the 24th?
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Post by Lily on Oct 19, 2005 14:48:07 GMT -5
No you will have 25 cause I ate the 24th. XD
If pidgeys ate all the cookies, what will we do with the milk?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 19, 2005 19:13:56 GMT -5
Eat the cup and pour the milk into a tray of butter,mix with cheese,then add ham and a apple.
If pikachu can break dance,corphish can run down a hill at the speed of three inches per hour,then will a fly take over orange world?
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Post by eatsashimi on Oct 19, 2005 19:21:18 GMT -5
NO. But I will take over the orange world. By taking over all the ice cream and fridge companies. ;D
You're stuck in Anarctica and you're riding a polar bear to the north pole. Santa is dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh. What are you going to tell the telemarketer on the phone in Africa?
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Post by Krin on Oct 19, 2005 19:26:14 GMT -5
"Hello, Bob's Gutter Service. We install clog proof gutters for the low, low price of three one-month installments of $79.99! May I help you?"
If all Dark (not Shadow, Dark) Pokemon retreat to a volcanic island and Feebas are mutated by pink goop, how long will it take for toe-socks to rain from the sky and toasted human hands to pop out of the ground for ten pence each?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 19, 2005 19:43:25 GMT -5
Four milleniums!
If mad apples have chased you towards the equator while a phone is ringing in your backyard but suddenly,a floating goldfish grabs your hair and lifts you onto a magical cloud that carries you towards the end of the world,will Bob's Gutter Service make three dollars equal to a slugma falling down a hill at the rate of three inches per hour?
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Post by Andren on Oct 20, 2005 8:55:01 GMT -5
Never!
Q:If you are you and I am I, how come he is him?
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Post by Krin on Oct 20, 2005 15:41:51 GMT -5
He's not. He is he.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Post by Andren on Oct 20, 2005 17:28:23 GMT -5
Because we feel like it.
If you just summoned Bologna to the table and your friend gets Swiss Cheese, which Pickle is better to stick up your nose?
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Post by Tripleh on Oct 20, 2005 18:06:40 GMT -5
The one atop of the left on the row on the right. Doughnuts are made of doughs but aren't nuts. So why is there a hole in a doughnut when nuts don't have holes?
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