Post by Xadyu on Jul 30, 2006 11:26:06 GMT -5
I was sitting in this great sushi bar, slurping my soup.
Then suddenly I heared *PANG, PANG, PANG*
And I see 3 body's falling. Dead.... And I'm like.. *sigh*
People running like maniacs, people fainting.
''What's the f*cking problem, they are dead, and the shooter is gone.'' I yelled, ''So it's quiet''
Then I looked at my soup, it had blood in it.
And no waiter in sight. ''Ah well, then I slurp on the sides.
Then some stupid guy runs out the bar screaming like a girl.
He hit me with his shoulder and my beer felled in my soup.
''Um..Waiter? Waiter?'' I yelled. ''There's some blood in my soup''
''And beer!''
I looked for a waiter but saw no one.
I stood up and looked beyond the counter.
A waiter was sitting under it, with his thumb in the mouth he was shaking like a bastard.
''Sheez, the quality got down with the years!'' I said and walked out.
Hundreds of Policemen stopped on the sidewalk.
''You have to come with us!'' One said.
''No way! I want soup, I was planning to go to the Korean there *points*''
''That'll have to wait!''
''No, what do you need to know?''
''What happened?''
''Well, there were some dead guys inside, and I got blood in my soup, then this idiot hits me while running and I got beer in my soup. And then the stupid waiter is sucking his thumb.''
''Do you know how the person looked like (shooter)''
''Oh yes! He's under the counter. But watch out he's shady.''
''Okay men, fire at my command''
''Wait!'' *grabs leftover beer* ''Go ahead'' I said and went to the Korean.
A few minutes later when I got my soup.. The sushi bar got closed and the waiter got arrested.
''I hate violence!'' I said.
''Yeah, me to!'' the shooter said, ''This chinese guy didn't gave the shipment and sent out his bodyguards. Then I shot them. And now my favorite sushi bar is closed.'' *sigh*
''Yeah, mine to.''
Then suddenly I heared *PANG, PANG, PANG*
And I see 3 body's falling. Dead.... And I'm like.. *sigh*
People running like maniacs, people fainting.
''What's the f*cking problem, they are dead, and the shooter is gone.'' I yelled, ''So it's quiet''
Then I looked at my soup, it had blood in it.
And no waiter in sight. ''Ah well, then I slurp on the sides.
Then some stupid guy runs out the bar screaming like a girl.
He hit me with his shoulder and my beer felled in my soup.
''Um..Waiter? Waiter?'' I yelled. ''There's some blood in my soup''
''And beer!''
I looked for a waiter but saw no one.
I stood up and looked beyond the counter.
A waiter was sitting under it, with his thumb in the mouth he was shaking like a bastard.
''Sheez, the quality got down with the years!'' I said and walked out.
Hundreds of Policemen stopped on the sidewalk.
''You have to come with us!'' One said.
''No way! I want soup, I was planning to go to the Korean there *points*''
''That'll have to wait!''
''No, what do you need to know?''
''What happened?''
''Well, there were some dead guys inside, and I got blood in my soup, then this idiot hits me while running and I got beer in my soup. And then the stupid waiter is sucking his thumb.''
''Do you know how the person looked like (shooter)''
''Oh yes! He's under the counter. But watch out he's shady.''
''Okay men, fire at my command''
''Wait!'' *grabs leftover beer* ''Go ahead'' I said and went to the Korean.
A few minutes later when I got my soup.. The sushi bar got closed and the waiter got arrested.
''I hate violence!'' I said.
''Yeah, me to!'' the shooter said, ''This chinese guy didn't gave the shipment and sent out his bodyguards. Then I shot them. And now my favorite sushi bar is closed.'' *sigh*
''Yeah, mine to.''
